lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

doctor: okay let me just listen to your heart
charli xcx: on and on and on and on and
doctor: what the fuck
smh you don't know me well enough i'm disappointed, i'll go with shallow generic details to make it easier (if not dead obvious) - gaga, kesha, orange
Anonymous

STEVEN
I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH MY FOLLOWERS LOOKING AT MY MUTUALS TO FIGURE IT OUT AND I ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOW,OWED YOU SO I DIDNT SEE YOU OOPS it’s obvious now

you didn't guess anyone at all aside from possibly mentioning Morgan you literally avoided the only point in me sending that OKAY!!!!
Anonymous

*exclamation point*

i want in

(Leave) get out, right now

passive aggressive, open minded, procrastinator, lazy, east coast, sarcastic, probably annoyed, probably tired, independent, loyal, trustworthy, and a relatively good listener
Anonymous

oh god this is hard this could be so many of my mutuals. But the east coast part is throwin me for a loop which makes me think it’s Morgan but who knows like literally who knows I put myself into a bad situation here

like almost
Anonymous

that’s not helpful Silas is almost in Mexico but when who knows maybe it’s mauro using tumblr for the first time in 17 million years. im gonna guess Silas that seems more logical

deciding to do this on mobile was a bad idea because I can’t put my guesses in the tags but w/e

i live in mexico kind of
Anonymous

how “in Mexico” are we talkin here

mozerella sticks
Anonymous

you mean tampons

Mortolo? Moorloosha? Merctio?

MUTUALS DESCRIBE URSELF ON ANON AND ILL TRY TO GUESS WHO U R

(Source: somebodytoloves)

spring1999:

M.I.A. is like the cool older sister who was the first sibling in the family to take the heat for everything and paved the way for you and your right to party

(Source: spring2000)